DJ KALCHAS: Listen up, everyone, I want you to grab hold of all that energy you're feeling and direct it towards a little celebration...seems like someone here is about to get married, a little lady named Iphigenia, have I got that name right?  And who's she marrying?  Achilles?  Or do I mean Hades?  Well, whoever he is, congratulations to the happy couple.

CHORUS

Let’s all fucking dance
Let’s all fucking dance
What’s the dance for, I don’t know
Let’s all fucking dance

On the rocky shores
God and goddess too!
Let’s drink until we’re feeling ill
Let’s all fucking dance

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