(CHORUS of women from Chalkis enters from offstage.)

CHORUS OF WOMEN FROM CHALKIS:

Here we are upon the sandy beach
Can’t believe that we’ve arrived
Never been beyond Chalkis before
We live fucking boring lives

Wasn’t hard for us to find the right spot
There’s a thousand shiny ships
When we go home with our story
Think of the envy they will shit

(CHORUS)
I’d fucking love to watch Achilles
Agamemnon and the rest
Grab a Trojan, watch them thrust their
Sword right through his breast

I saw Achilles racing chariots
Running faster than a buck
Hair was flowing, sweat was gleaming
What would he be like to fuck?

Meneleus, as I pictured
Holy shit, I saw a king
Too bad Helen’s wet for Paris
She said fuck that marriage thing

(CHORUS)
I’d fucking love to watch Achilles
Agamemnon and the rest
Grab a Trojan, watch them thrust their
Sword right through his breast

Till now, our lives were like others
Till now, we had no taste of fame
But now, we are with the immortals
So who are they going to maim?

(CHORUS)
I’d fucking love to watch Achilles
Agamemnon and the rest
Grab a Trojan, watch them thrust their
Sword right through his breast

I’d fucking love to watch Achilles
Agamemnon and the rest
Grab a Trojan, watch them thrust their
Sword right through his breast