(CHORUS of women from Chalkis enters from offstage.)

CHORUS LEADER

Hello, Aulis!  We are the Women of Chalkis.

CHORUS

Looking down on the beach.
We’ve never been this far before.
We’re definitely above average whores

We smell the power of man
a thousand ships stuck in the sand
even with the power in your hand
the gods are setting you up.

So stupid

See through the clouds past the sun to the sky
Lashed to the ground, an eye for an eye

Until the wind blows or it rains
We’re here to laugh and suck out your brains
All of that muscle and fat trapped like a rat

So stupid

Lyrics copyright Aldo Perez